A LETTER TO OPTIMUS PRIME FROM HIS GEICO AUTO INSURANCE AGENT

By Urban Thought at 15 July, 2007, 12:01 pm

The following is from McSweeney’s Internet Tendency  A Letter to Optimus Prime From His Geico Auto Insurance Agent  BY JOHN FRANK WEAVER – – – - Dear Mr. Prime, We have received your accident-claim reports for the month of June—they total 27. I regret to inform you that GEICO will not be able to reimburse you [...]

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More Than Meets The Eye: Transformers

By Urban Thought at 4 July, 2007, 12:00 pm

Morning routines rarely changed during my childhood. I’d wake up to the sound of my cousin walking through the door from one of his late night romps with the neighborhood chicks. Followed by my grandmother yelling about someone leaving the door unlocked or not washing the tub out. Both offenses made by the same person [...]

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