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A LETTER TO OPTIMUS PRIME FROM HIS GEICO AUTO INSURANCE AGENT
07.15.07 | Permalink | 1 Comment

The following is from McSweeney’s Internet Tendency

A Letter to Optimus Prime From His Geico Auto Insurance Agent
BY JOHN FRANK WEAVER

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Dear Mr. Prime,
We have received your accident-claim reports for the month of June—they total 27. I regret to inform you that GEICO will not be able to reimburse you for any of those repairs. […]

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Movies, Thought
More Than Meets The Eye: Transformers
07.04.07 | Permalink | 6 Comments

Morning routines rarely changed during my childhood. I’d wake up to the sound of my cousin walking through the door from one of his late night romps with the neighborhood chicks. Followed by my grandmother yelling about someone leaving the door unlocked or not washing the tub out. Both offenses made by the same person […]

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