some people are just that way though and there’s not much you can do about that, but leave them be.

So here are mine:

Mrs Holier than though. She’s got better morals, shoes, family background, job and boyfriend but has the charector of a caterpillar and is probably shit in bed.

Mr Trendy. He’s got all the latest garms, the best in technology, knows all the latest bands and ‘cool shit’ but lives in the shed out of his mum and dad’s back garden coz they’ve kicked him out coz he’s 27, lives like a tramp and needs to sort his priorities out.

Mr Fitness. makes up for lack of social life by working out ‘hard’ can be heard using phrases like ‘Yar, did a 20 mile run today’ and ‘yay, bench pressed my own body weight – that’s a PB for me’ PB? PB? Anyone who abbreviates whilst talking should be put down.

Ms Organic. Only eats organic raw children, I mean vegetables, i think these people are secretly evil. They must be to be able to survive on a diet of leaves and sprouts, no one else can go for that long without a healthy cooked dinner (with a few pesticides thwon on for good measure), unless they pray to satan when we’re not looking.