Sex In The Moanin’

By on January 5, 2009 @ 1:00 am

Feeling a bit agitated? Are you constantly on edge for no apparent reason? Experiencing bad nerves? Well, if your answers to these questions are “yes”, “Sex In The Moanin” is the right choice for you! With “Sex In The Moanin”, you will no longer feel the urge to be a pisser to your colleagues at the work place, no more taking things out on the kids, no more shooting folks for petty reasons, you can finally leash the beast within. With “Sex In The Moanin”, you can smile like you’ve never smiled before. So go ahead, get yourself some “Sex In The Moanin” and smile muhfucka! *”Sex In The Moanin” was brought to you courtesy of a “Mulian” and “Clean Up Crew” Productions.*

Side affects include: Random acts of kindness, the tendency to say “f@?! it”, singing off key in the shower and the urge to wake up an hour earlier than usual everyday to have more sex in the moanin’.

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Sue January 5, 2009

Hahaha, agreed!

rawdawgbuffalo January 5, 2009

have a blessed 2009 folk

Lavenderbay January 6, 2009

That’s hilarious! Sounds familiar, too… I think… Lemme go ask…

meleah rebeccah January 6, 2009

HYSTERICAL. and so very TRUE.

Urban Thought January 6, 2009

LOL…

Ms. Q January 7, 2009

Boyoboy you betcha! Sex in the moanin’ not only is a nice way to start the..moanin’ but it’s so convenient – you have to shower anyway and maybe you can even..”save water”

Cute post (wistful).

Ms. E January 7, 2009

This article is the truth!!!

Dan-Sean Mankind January 7, 2009

Thanks so much for the feedback every one!

Ricardo January 9, 2009

I’ll need to find some female volunteers. I’m on the hunt.

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