Fatty Water
By Urban Thought on December 10, 2008 @ 12:00 am

I recently went to the movie theater and this signage caught my attention. I wasn’t aware that water had calories. And someone please tell me why the small bottle has up to five but the large has zero.

OH yeah well that’s easy to explain. Well you see…uh….um. Ya! Definitely an urban observation.
Geez, its gotten to the point where even water is becoming unhealthy
Good catch!
After spending almost (or more than? is there sales tax? ) four bucks on a small bottle of water, my snack budget would be shot so I would have to eat the bottle, which would be five calories or fewer, depending on whether I ate the cap or not.
I think possibly they have started to put sugar in the water but that is just my personal opinion. But the sign is perplexing maybe you should as to see what kind of answer you get. I am too sure that would be funny.
Juan: This is why I had to take a picture of it. Because this ish makes no sense at all.
OMG. Fat and non-fat water. Lol. Well they are selling vitamin water. Next, we will be purchasing air!