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What A Weekend Brings…

06.23.08 | User ImageUrban Thought | 7 Observations

Because I have nothing else to blog about… I’m going to tell you very little about my weekend…

Have you ever watched someone do something so incredible that you wanted to do it too? This past weekend me and an associate were watching a dance performance. Some dude looking over our shoulder was watching it too. So he sees one of the male dancers pick up a female dancer. Dude must have thought he was superman. He decided to pick up my associate. My associate isn’t light, by no means. She is a thick woman with a lot going for her (if you know what I mean). So with a verbal warning of “let me pick up your fat ass,” he grabs her by the waste and… Nothing. Couldn’t get her off the ground. For his efforts he should have pulled his back.

Also…

Not sure what people consider age appropriate clothing… However, at a certain age shouldn’t your pants fit you? Why do grown folk wear their pants sagging off their ass at the ripe age of 40. You aren’t young and you should know better. I’m just saying… I’m not even close to that age and unless I forgot my belt at home I’m wearing my pants right.

And…

Only in NYC do you find a woman sitting at a bus stop with her ass out. No underwear… Just pure butt crack. Yes, for all those who wanted to know… I TOOK PICTURES. When I look back at them though they aren’t all that clear but I will feature them this Wednesday. No words necessary.

I won’t bore you with the other stuff that went on this weekend regarding Turtle Necks and why folk decide to get rid of them after they turn 21 (not the clothing kind but that which takes a snip, snip, sew).

Have a great week… See you on Wednesday.

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