
Summer is slowly creeping upon us and I can see the sexy already. I can feel the heat, the water, the sand that summer is famous for. Life is about to get bonkers. If you thought Spring Fever was something wait until you get a load of a blazin summer. At least that is how we like to think about it. Well, not all of us. Maybe just me. What I do find interesting is how people equate summer with naked. We show so much skin. Summer must go around, door to door, handing out passes telling people please feel free to get as naked as possible. I realize some of people want to keep cool so the best way they accomplish their goal is to wear less clothes. This is all cool in the gang but the proportion of clothes to skin ratio should be in effect for some of these people. Honestly, you ever see people who wear shorts who shouldn’t wear shorts? People who are wearing tank tops (aka: wife beater) who shouldn’t be wearing wife beaters? How about those folks who wear sandals who shouldn’t wear sandals? I know folk know what I’m talking about. I’m speaking about the people who offer us too-much-of-a-meal feet. You know what that is? They got corn and crust, bunions and what not going on. That is too many carbs for the eyes. They sometimes even bring tools along known as hammer toes. What is up with that? With all the spots to get your feet done you would think folk would handle their business. I know they don’t have feet transplants but what is out there are shoes and sneakers that cover your entire foot. Please keep these things under wraps. Every foot isn’t for everybody. But yeah, people think they can do anything in the summer like they have super powers or something. Shout to the big girls. I know you are all out there. I like a thick woman. I appreciate them. But please please please don’t go around wearing too short skirts, too short shirts. If you are pulling it down while you’re walking, be it your shirt or the shorts/skirt then you shouldn’t have it on. If you have so much spillage going on which some people refer to as muffin tops then by all means cover up. I know we are all sexy and beautiful in our own way. But lets save that type of sexy for the bedroom. Show it to those whom can appreciate it in the privacy of their own homes. But off the fashion of the summer and on to the activities. Because we all know we make the trek to those key spots. May it be Orchard, Coney Island or Riis. We may even make our way to the Jersey Shore or the Long Island Sound. But by all means as New Yorkers we have to make our way to somebody’s beach. Not to mention the trek to the nearest amusement park. Shout out to Great Adventures. I’ll be checking you out soon. New York has a lot to offer as well in terms of all the free events. Got to get out to the greener side of the grass for the free concerts. You know a brother loves the word free so I’m up at everyone one of them that I can make myself available for. Have a great summer.
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Urban Thought | 4 Observations 
u aint even lying man
some things are better left to the imagination
yo
hit a sista up when u plan on hittin somea them concerts
summer clothes should come with warning labels much like roller coaster rides.
“you must be this weight and this height to wear this garment”
I have nothing to add, except: amen!
Great post, funny and not too nasty. I especially like your 9th line, about Summer handing out nudie passes door-to-door.