Urban Thought | 12 Observations 
When I woke up this morning I learned two things. One, Elliot Spitzer paid a woman $4,300 for some ass. Two, the Vatican has added more sins to the list of deadly sins.
I’ve read, watched, and heard all I need to hear about Elliot Spitzer and realize that he is a bone head. How goes around spending $4,300 on sex with a hooker? A politician does. It doesn’t make it right, it makes it stupid. I know I sound real judgmental right now but come on people. Dude is married to a woman who isn’t ugly. He has daughters who are of age to have sex. What kind of message are you sending to them?
Allow me to go on the hooker trail for a minute. Why would you pay a woman for the cookies when you have a cake at home? Do you not realize that you aren’t even getting the whole cookie but crumbs? This woman has given her snacks out to the highest bidder way before you’ve come along. Dude paid $4,300 plus expenses to have a night with the whore the day before Valentine’s Day. Let’s not go into the fact that he gave the hotel trouble over the fact that they didn’t apply his credit so that the room wouldn’t be as much. So now duke sounds stupid and cheap.
Back To The Hooker
What kind of services are you providing that you charge $4,300 for a romp? I hope she is doing magical tricks and splits and all sorts things. Perhaps, she can carry heavy loads in a single bound (if you don’t get my meaning then you are a better person than I) or doesn’t mind it all over her.
Mr. Spitzer has ruined his record along with the lives of his wife and kids (did I mention he had female children?).
ON TO THE SINS
I’ve never worried about being a sinner. From what the religious fanatics tell me I was born in sin so I embrace it as much as I embrace my enjoyment of chicken.
But for all those who worry about getting through the pearly gates of heaven you may want to check out the list. It is no longer seven deadly sins but fourteen:
Polluting, genetic engineering, obscene riches, taking drugs, abortion, pedophilia and causing social injustice join the original seven deadly sins defined by Pope Gregory the Great in the sixth century: pride, envy, gluttony, greed, lust, wrath and sloth.
Somehow I don’t think the Pope was creative enough. Could he not come up with one word sins like the previous person who made them up (I’m sure you realize I know nothing about religion and the doctrines of the bible).
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The Vatican and it’s minions have already broken 2 of those sins in spades–pedophillia and obscene riches.
You would think that they would have taken a little more time and not subject themselves to being seen as the GLARING hypocrites that they are. Damn.
As one who was brought up Catholic, and hasn’t practiced in years, I say good riddance!
Looks like everyone on earth is going to Hell
Loving this post - was hoping that you’d put your spin on the whole Spitzer Episode. I am quite ashamed for him as I really thought he would be different. . .
4300.00 for some poontang? Wonder what the 5G poontang does?
Great Post! I’ll play stat boy real quick:
“Dude paid $4,300 plus expenses to have a night..” CORRECTION IT WAS PER HOUR!!!
IW: I’ve realized those who make the rules don’t have to follow them. Perhaps they believe they are above the laws of God?
Mike: I think we are already experiencing a form of it.
OP: The extra five hundred is for that toy I wish not to speak of.
Stylus: Per hour? That is worst. I heard he went for three. I hope he got his moneys worth.
Elliot Spitzer is a joke. He held himself up to be such a highly moral character, and the whole time, he was living this depraved double life as “client #9″. He publicly decried something he himself was participating in. That is the HEIGHT of hypocrisy, and he deserves to have the whole house of cards come tumbling down on him.
Enough with these damn double standards!
The news today is that he’s retiring, and well he should. Forget any thoughts of a future presidency, buddy!
BTW, Kudos to the girl that can command 4,300 an hour. What the hell do you get for that???
Maybe someone can explain all of this to me, as I am completely ignorant when it comes to this subject matter. Correct me if I am wrong, but isn’t something is rather askew here?
Why it is illegal for a woman to be a prostitute, but it is not illegal for the men to use their services?
And if it is illegal for the men to use their services shouldn’t they be arrested and / or heavily fined when they are publicly busted?
Enlighten me please!
I had only skimmed the headlines on my way to checking email when it came to Spitzer and The Vatican. I am not worked up about either.
However, I have thought about “sin” and heaven and when I was a kid I remember reading about Jesus in one of those Golden Edge (or Golden-something…) picture books. They showed him all kind looking with sheep and children clustering around him.
I wasn’t raised with any religion, though. When I did learn about Christianity I was always confused about how “Jesus died for our sins” combined with “God loves everyone” and the idea of hell scared me but somehow despite my feeling like I wasn’t Good, I couldn’t see going to hell.
The reason was because if God loves us and Jesus died for our sins, how could any of us ever go to hell? Or be punished? I have never taken a comparative religion class but I have felt that if we all all beautiful in the eyes of God, then we are all beautiful - that means even those who we would consider monsters. I won’t mention who they are.
It’s off topic but I think my reasoning is similar to my thoughts on Free Speech. I hear people complaining about racist comments (like what some white supremist thoughts) but free speech is exactly that - Free Speech whether we agree on what’s said or not.
So if God loves everyone then He loves everyone.
Regarding the price of the call girl - she charged what the market could bear I guess! Also, people set their expectations based on price. For example, if the same woman charged a dollar, she’d probably be thought of as no big whup and she got the job done. But at several $K, well, any customer is going to be inclined - to have an expectation of having uh…their cup runneth over.
The Fitness Diva: You’re right, he is. People in glass houses… Now the house is tumbling down. I believe the woman’s pimp sets the price. Between the pimps cut and what she walks away with will tell you a lot. But what we must all realize is how much she values her time. That and what qualities and in what quantity she is giving it away.
Meleah: I’m not so sure it isn’t illegal. I’ve seen people get hauled off after trying to pick up hookers. Not sure what the charges are.. solicitation maybe? I know they pay fines and such. No male ever does serious time though. But I’m no lawyer. I’ll have to do some research. It isn’t right but this is the system we live in.
Ms. Q: I’ve never quite embraced the concept of religion. Indeed, most of it all seems to contradict each other. You’ve pointed it out better than I can so I’ll leave it at that. What I find disturbing about religion are the fanatics that preach to you about right and wrong. Don’t judge me because of who I am. Make sure all your ducks are in a row. I appreciate the sharing of info but don’t condemn me if I don’t agree with you.
So true Ms. Q regarding the price. No one wants a value meal ho. I would prefer, if I actually paid for something such as sex (which I won’t), to have what cost the most. But I’d have to check out a sample or a demo video before I put a deposit down. (J/K)
“value meal ho” hahaha! You do have a way with words and analogies! But hmm..they seem to revolve around food??!! I recall one comment of yours about bad and good girls and cookie cutters! Heheheh and I’ll leave it at that!
A sample, huh? Can you imagine that at the local Sam’s Club or Costco?
WAAAAAAY WAAAAAY overpriced. But when you’re bored and got the money to burn……
Ms. Q: What can I tell you? Food is something I enjoy immensely. LOL… Sam’s Club? I could only imagine. They would probably put the table way in the back.
Ricardo:Exactly!