With Valentine’s Day just around the corner, Lady OP thought that she may have a Valentine for that special day, but as usual I think the Gods use my love life to create funny/disturbing stories for the masses. Now that I am more comfortable with this role, let’s get on with it!With my First Date with my secret admirer under my belt, I felt a bit more secure and sexy that I can still attract the fun, so on to Date Two!

Date Two with my secret admirer was a bit impromptu. I was about to leave work, after a long day of slaving for the masses and I make my way to the bank of elevators and who do I see standing in front of the button. . . yes SM, that fine piece of dancing machine. I didn’t expect to bump into him, but after the first date, in which he was such a gentleman, I was quite eager to see him again. We stood waiting for the elevator, talking and smiling and making cute little googly-eyes at each other and he says, “Hey, we’re both leaving for the day, wanna listen to some music - maybe hit up a jazz club or something?” FABULOUS. Not only are you fine, but your are musically open and I happen to love Jazz, so I was truly game. We go down to the local Jazz club around the corner and chat it up.

So I’m really digging this guy. He seems to be doing everything right. We are actively talking about the music and what we think about the current state of the music industry and my brain is in overdrive - he is witty and intelligent. Why is he is getting better looking as each word tumbles out of his mouth? WOW! Have I finally stumbled upon someone that is truly worth my time?! Hallelujah!

So our free flowing conversation starts to head towards a new frontier. We are both comfortable, both have drinks in our hands, and it’s late at night - next topic of conversation, of course ‘sex.’ I don’t think it is all that bad - we are on Date Two, haven’t kissed him yet, but I figure I should see where his head is before I truly entertain the idea. It’s always interesting to hear people’s opinions of sex and courtship, so I figure - shit this ought to be entertaining - or so I thought. . .

DISCLAIMER: Men, realize this simple fact: The fact that you are out on a second date means that my panties are already down, I’m just waiting for you to notice. Once you stick your foot in your mouth, the panties and the chastity belt come right back on!!!

We talk about intimacy and feelings. All the while, he is rubbing on my knee and back and feeling really comfortable, and so am I - cracking jokes about sexuality then he says:

SM: I always give my boys advice on the ladies.
OP: So what do you tell them?
SM: SO if there is a girl that they really dig, but her head is getting way to big and she is thinking a little to highly of herself.
OP: Yeah!
SM: (laughing) I tell them when they are having sex
OP: What, tell me
SM: (laughing) I tell to flip the girl over and do her in the ass.
OP: (silence) what does that prove?
SM: Yeah, that will take her down a notch and make her realize who’s boss
OP: oh. . . (weird laugh)

Yes, folks this DUMB FUCK just admitted that he promotes Sodomy to his friends and if he promotes it, then that means that he must do it.

PANTIES, PANTS, CHASTITY BELT AND ALL THE LOCKS ON FORT KNOX have now attached themselves to my midsection.

If you are just as shocked as I am then, you’d probably understand what I said next. I told him that if he ever thought of doing that to me that he shouldn’t go to sleep. He gave me this confused look, “why not?” he asked. With a serene smile on my face I told him that he wouldn’t live to see the morning. He laughed as if he thought I was joking, but to hammer it in I made sure to tell him that I would break his legs without feeling any remorse, drank my free drink and tuned him out.

I go to the gym to stay in shape and relieve stress, so snapping a leg wouldn’t be that difficult for me. Even better, him and Al “Grits” Green could become kissing cousins with third degree grits burns on the back and chest. I wouldn’t call myself a violent person, but I was truly taken aback.

I haven’t called him since or answered a call from him and he probably doesn’t even understand why.

Should I tell him about himself the next time he calls or should I just keep him in the dark? Let me know what you think.

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