Riding on the trains of NYC is something I recommend for everyone. Not only will you find that it can be the most entertaining venue but you will also understand your limits and what you are willing to deal with.
This morning’s adventure was no different. It never ceases to amaze me how much room one person can take. It doesn’t help that the seats aren’t wide enough for some folk to sit down. But then you have the dudes that find it necessary to keep their legs open so they can make room for their big balls? Or could it be that they need to air themselves out because they may get too funky or sweaty? Either way, close it up and make room for people. It is morning, everyone want to go to work and be comfortable in the process but not for the sacrifice of having an entire seat to yourself.
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Sharing is caring and in this case your fare doesn’t cover two seats. It will over cover one. So close it up and make room. Your balls are truly not that big.
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Urban Thought | 4 Observations 
It may be that they may want to give the perception that their balls are that big when really it isn’t. Probably just for show…
I always want to say something to these individuals like “it’s really not that serious dude!” Are they trying to impress? No female is really thinking “Oh dude must have big ones since he’s taking up all this damn space.” It’s quite the opposite. So to all the men out there that sit with ten feet of space between their legs, make a manly impression by making space for a woman who is standing up because you won’t make space for her.
Just my two cents…
dont forget the bag that needs a seat too.
Natural: It’s against the law in NYC during rush hour. You’re looking at a $100 ticket if you’re caught. So it has kept it down to a minimum. But you know you get those people who like to do what they want.